Before I hit the 'record' button, sat outside Patrick's house, I realised this story was too big for just one podcast. So I've divided it into two parts.
Part two will be live... soon. It might be around 15th November, or it might be 1st December. I honestly can't say just now.
I fear life might be a little busy mid-November, so perhaps it's best to expect part two at the start of December. If it's early, it's a bonus. Subscribe at SeaKayakPodcasts.com or on iTunes and you won't miss it.